Witcher 3 Mods Have Gotten Weird

Juggalo Geralt says hello. Witcher 3’s new mod tools might leave something to be desired, but that hasn’t stopped modders from injecting the game with a cackling dose of fuckweird. Let’s look at a few of the less… expected mods that have come out in the past week.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Geralt face fusion This one lets you fuse Geralt’s face with NPCs’ faces. The results are usually upsetting on a primal level. Case in point: Geralt the juggalo up there. Infection mode Want to ruin your whole wide witchy world? Try this one: Spawns a devourer that’s 6 levels above yours. The patient-zero devourer will ignore player for 10 seconds and attack surrounding NPCs, each NPC hit by the patient-zero will turn into a necrophage until user-defined limit of “zombies” is reached. People turned into necrophages will go after other NPCs, turning them into more necrophages. Obviously they rummy new app won’t forget about the player. Good luck. You have lost more than coin So you’ve committed a crime. Now you’re probably thinking, “All the guards took was my hard-earned money. Haha, suckers. I got caught, but I’m not naked!” Obviously that’s what you’re thinking. This mod fixes that for some reason: With this simple mod, if you don’t fear losing your uber rare witcher gear you can have a few laughs while rummy nobel seeing Geralt pantless rummy royal after a beating for trolling the guards and having no cash. Thank goodness. Chest hair for Geralt By default, Geralt does, in fact, have a forest of meticulously manscaped chest hair. But he doesn’t have enough of it. This mod gives him a little more chest hair. Not a lot. Just a little. Chicken helmet mod Why not? To contact the author of this post, write to [email protected] or find him on Twitter @vahn16